My baby is the cutest baby...ever!

Ok, I said it. Every parent thinks it. My baby has got to be the cutest. They recite it to anyone that will listen how the doctors said that their baby was the cutest he had ever seen....really, you're telling me Doctor so-and-so who delivered 10,000 babies says that first off he remembers all of them and yours is the cutest. Sure, whatever. Oh and the nurses said that too. Naturally, look at those ears--the way they stick out--adorable!

Then the constant fishing for compliments. Isn't my baby cute? I would love to say just for shock value, 'actually , your baby isn't that cute.' or 'I've seen cuter' But no, that would be rude!
The difference between all these people and me...well I've got the actual proof that my baby is without a doubt the most adorable baby ever. And I mean ever!


Exhibit A

Notice the smile as well as the cute pink outfit...clearly the cutest child around. Special shout out to Folta for the bunny hat!












Exhibit B

Notice again, the large red cheeks as well as the photogenic smile. If you look closely, you will see pierced ears--again definite proof of my claim.


Exhibit C

She is also very smart, which compliments her looks. The age stated on the box for this toy clearly states that it is intended for a child that is 4 months. This picture was taken was Miranda was 3 1/2 months. Clearly, she has looks AND brains. Well, she is my daughter after all!

The defense rests.